It's a mystery to me the game commences
For the usual fee, plus expenses
Confidential information contained in a diary
This is my investigation, not a public inquiry

I go checking out the reports, digging up the dirt
You get to meet all sorts in this line of work
Treachery and treason - there's always an excuse for it And when I find the reason I still can't get used to it

And what have you got at the end of the day?
What have you got to take away?
A bottle of whiskey and a new set of lies

Blinds on the windows and a pain behind the eyes Scarred for life - no compensation
Private investigations ¹